Monday, November 9, 2009

Confessions

I've been eating all of my kids' decent Halloween candy when they aren't looking. We all do that right? But there are other things you don't know...

I always eat cookie dough, the raw eggs haven't killed me, which means it's making me stronger right? Raw cookie dough is making me stronger. Huh. Take that MOM!

I have really callused feet, so bad in fact that I'm embarrassed to ever go get a pedicure. I never have.

I LOVE reading The Pioneer Women's blog and I'm pretty sure she and I would be best friends if we knew each other. As it turns out, I think all of her other readers feel the same way.

I neglected my daughter while shopping last week and she fell and split the bridge of her nose open requiring 8 stitches, a few days before we'd scheduled family portraits no less. I think it's a sign. A sign that I should always be allowed to shop alone and I should never have to do family portraits.

I hate having portraits done. Oh the stress. And oh, my googly eyes.

I like helping others when I can but I have a hard time ever letting other people do things for me.

I detest shopping for gifts. I'm a horrible present picker-outer. However, I really dig gift wrapping. I wish Brett would do all of our Christmas shopping right this minute so I could turn on the Carpenters Christmas album and get wrappin'!

I lick the brownie batter spoon, AND I often drink out of the milk carton and eat directly out of the ice cream container.

I drool when I nap.

Also, I hate doing dishes more than any other household chore and I will clean everything around them before touching them. Then, I will leave the dish pile for Brett to clean, because he is much speedier and doesn't mind cleaning if I do the cooking. Yep, he rocks!

I can't watch t.v. late at night without eating ice cream. Western Family's Mudpie is hands down my favorite flav. Why I am out of it right now I do not know...

So, what secrets are you hiding?

5 comments:

Jessica G. said...

I can't spell the word "restaurant" without making a mistake (had to correct it here before posting).

Cuddles, Kisses & Tantrums said...

Oh I have secrets! Do you ever drop something on the floor you were gonna eat, then when it drops, pick it up give that piece to your kid and get yourself a new one? Guilty as charged!

Bre said...

I pick through Naomi's Halloween candy and only eat the chocolate. I never make my bed and often use the smell check method before deciding if clothes need washed.

Holly Goodman said...

I never clean the bathrooms. Maybe once a month- if I get around to it. I'll get the rest of the house spotless, and the bathrooms will be picked up, but getting out the cleaner and actually having a go at it is last on my list!

Christine said...

go get a pedicure! You deserve it and trust me...they've seen worse! :) It will feel soooo good! :)